WHO........?

ANTRU

INTRU?????????????

Can you identify who is in the pic......?

Too good!!!!!!!!!

Don't miss even a single word... Too good

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.

He asks one of his new students to stand and.....

Prof:

So you believe in God?

Student:

Absolutely, sir.

Prof

: Is God good?

Student:

Sure.

Prof:

Is God all-powerful?

Student

: Yes.

Prof:

My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.

Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?

(Student is silent.)

Prof:

You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?

Student:

Yes.

Prof:

Is Satan good?

Student

: No.

Prof:

Where does Satan come from?

Student:

From...God....

Prof:

That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student:

Yes.

Prof:

Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student:

Yes.

Prof:

So who created evil?

(Student does not answer.)

Prof:

Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?

Student:

Yes, sir.

Prof:

So, who created them?

(Student has no answer.)

Prof:

Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.

Tell me, son...Have you ever

seen God?

Student:

No, sir.

Prof:

Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student:

No, sir.

Prof:

Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

Student:

No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof:

Yet you still believe in Him?

Student:

Yes.

Prof:

According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist.

What do you say to that, son?

Student:

Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof:

Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student:

Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Prof:

Yes.

Student:

And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof:

Yes.

Student:

No sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student

: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.

But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.

There is no such thing as cold . Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat . We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy . Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

Student:

What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Prof:

Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student :

You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright

light, flashing light....But if

you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In

reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make

darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Prof:

So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student:

Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof:

Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student:

Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.

Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof:

If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student:

Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student:

Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)

Student:

Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?

(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student

: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Prof:

I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.

Student:

That is it sir.... The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

NB: I believe you have enjoyed the conversation...

This is a true story, and the

Student was none other than.........

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APJ Abdul Kalam , the former president of India .

ORU KILAVANTE KATHA

ORU KILAVANTE KATHA!!!!!
( ATHAVA-RAMZI PURANAM ONNAM KHANDAM)

1965 FEB 29: “Kilavan ikka”(kadhanayakan ippol kilavananenkilum 1965 kalakhattathil madhura pathinezhukaranayirunnu!!!) annu valare nerathe ezhunnettu.Pallu thekkan minakkettilla( allenkilum a pathivillallo!!!!!). nere adheham adukkalayilekku purappettu.” Sho! Kappiyayittilla…… ee veettilullavarokke entha marichu poyo….aarodu parayana, ente thalavidhi!!!” .Ikka nere kulimuriyillekku vechu pidichu.Kulichennu varutthi.
Thante manja bellbottom pantsum red shirtum dharichu.” Innu njan pathivilum sundaranayittundu. Avalinnu thalayum kuthi veezhum theercha!!!” ikka chindinchu.(swapnam kanaan aarudeyum anuvaadam vendallo….).Ikka bus stoppilekku nadannu…

“ devipuram,kattumukku, gandhinagar…. Aalu keranundo????” oh, bus vannu.avale kandillallo…”eswara! Ente swapnankal!!!! Illa , padachon angane aareyum nirashappeduthillaa… itha varunnu ente swapna sundari!!!! Ente rabbe!!!! Neela pavadayilum manja blousilum pinniya mudiyile pacha ribbonilum aval oru devathayeppole irikkunnu!!!! Innu aval enne thanne nokkuvanallo, ente samayam thelinjennu thonnunu… Ikka kurekkoodi njelinju ninnu.aval mandham mandham thante aduthekku varunnathu kandu kuliru kori. Avar thammilulla akalam kuranju vannu…..appol ikka dukhathode a sathyam manasilaakki.aval nokkiyathu thanneyyalla. Appurathu kidanna a nashicha busine aanu.”avalude manohara nayanangalil onnu “thekkottum” mattethu “vadakkottumanallo”!!!!!!!!
Ikkakku thala karangunnathupole thonni….(vishappum kanum pavathinu).
Appol ashareeri pole oru shabdham ikkayude kathukalil vannu pathichu…
“ Ororo hamukkukal ravile irangikkolum pennungale vayinokkan….ivammarakkonnum vere velem kooleem illae!!!!! Padachone!!!!!” chayakkadakkaran hajiyarum ikkaye veruthe vittilla!!!!

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NAMMUDE KILAVAN IKKA!!!!

Thank ew so much!!!!!!

I' m back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey dudes, I'm finally back!!!!!!!!!!!! missed u people a lot ....
Oh god!!!!!! I was craving to be in touch with u......
Know wat????? I had been in the making of a much awaited "epic drama"
" ORU KILAVANTE KATHA"
which will soon be in this prestigious blog spot any time!!!!!!!!!!!!
did u lot miss me??????????
heard some more cold wars
have come to an end!!!!!!
thumbs up to those who took an initiative
4 that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRIENDS FOREVER

BOOM-DE-YA-DA

This song is properly titled "The World Is Awesome," and is part of a new Discovery Channel make-over. The original song is a traditional campfire song. There are several versions of the commercial. Here are two of the most commonly-seen:

Two astronauts float in space - voiceover:

Astronaut 1: It never gets old, huh?
Astronaut 2: Nope.
Astronaut 1: It kinda makes you want to...
Astronaut 2: Break into song?
Astronaut 1: Yep

I love the mountains, I love the clear blue skies ...

change to a shot of the Millau Viaduct bridge

I love big bridges ...

a shot of a great white shark breaching

I love when great whites fly ...

a shot of Les Stroud from Survivorman, lying in the desert with a camera

I love the whole world ...

a shot of Hong Kong at night

And all its sights and sounds ...

shots of crab fishermen from Deadliest Catch, followed by African tribal dancers

Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!

a shot of a surfer paddling beyond the waves

I love the ocean ...

a shot of Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs, in a sewer surrounded by rats

I love real dirty things ...

a shot of a super-powered car racing across the desert

I love to go fast ...

a shot of a woman scientist examining a mummy

I love Egyptian kings ...

either a shot of Buddhist monks at a temple, or in one alternate version, a shot of a space shuttle launching

I love the whole world ...

a shot of James Cameron in a deep sea sub

And all its craziness ...

a shot of a rock concert - followed by Richard Machowicz from Future Weapons, firing a grenade launcher - followed by an erupting volcano

Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!

a shot of Josh Bernstein from Into the Unknown, in front of a tornado

I love tornadoes ...

a shot of Bear Grylls from Man Vs. Wild, with a tarantula

I love arachnids ...

a shot of a scientist in a fire-proof suit beside a Hawaiian volcano

I love hot magma ...

a shot of a Humboldt squid

I love the giant squid ...

a shot of people sitting on a beach after dark, watching fireworks

I love the whole world, it's such a brilliant place ...

several rapid shots - Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters (Adam is setting Jamie's arm on fire) - Stephen Hawking using his synthesizer to speak (in one alternate version, a mountain climber from Everest: Beyond the Limit is shown instead, flashing the peace sign) - a man BASE-jumping into the Cave of Swallows - finally, the original astronauts from the first shot

Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da, Boom-de-ah-da!

GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! TUSSI GR8 HO!!!!!!!!!!

ur health.read ,very informative.

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value.. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases: Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.
METHOD OF TREATMENT 1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water 2.. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute 3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal. 4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours 5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day. 6. The above method of treatment will cure disease s of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.
The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce main diseases: 1. High Blood Pressure (30 days) 2. Gastric (10 days) 3. Diabetes (30 days) 4. Constipation (10 days) 5. Cancer (180 days) 6. TB (90 days) 7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards – daily.
It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life. Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.	ء
This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ..not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...
For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.
Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food.. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
A serious note about heart attacks: · Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting, · Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. · You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. · Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. · 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. · Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep.. Let's be careful and be aware.. The more we know, the better chance we could survive...
A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to everyone they know, you can be sure that atleast v"il save 1 life

nov 26

Nov.26th.One year has passed since that fate full day.Around 200 people were killed brutally by some ------------.The face of young Mosche,whose parents were killed,just because they belonged to a particular community,saddened me most.

My tributes to the brave soldiers,policemen,the poor fishermen & the rest of our brethren who were attacked in one way or other.

every1 post a comment

abe deepz i read ur post,fine nd well...its nice if every1 does da same(ie posting)..

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u allllll epol classil varum...2nd 4th or 7th..

English-The crazy language

In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?

Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?

In what other language do they call the third hand on the clock the second hand?

Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?

Why - in our crazy language - can your nose run and your feet smell?

Sometimes you have to believe that all English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane:

If olive oil is made of olives, what do they make baby oil from?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume?

A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings.

But fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?

If the teacher taught, why isn't it also true that the preacher praught?

If harmless actions are the opposite of harmful actions, why are shameless and shameful behavior the same?

English is a language in which you can turn a light on and you can turn a light off and you can turn a light out, but you can't turn a light in;

In which the sun comes up and goes down, but prices go up and come down.

In which your nose can simultaneously burn up and burn down and your car can slow up and slow down, in which you can fill in a form by filling out a form and in which your alarm clock goes off by going on.

English is a crazy language. What is it that when the sun or the moon or the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible?; and why when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I shall end it?

Finally....its all over!!!!!!!!

Finally the time has come to say goodbye for another 4 to 5 months to the late night studies,,,piles of photostats messed up in the room.,..silent mobiles,..turned off TVs...dusty modems nd computer...nd the rising heat in the heads and frozen hands before doz damn lazy afternoon exam days which has been curbing our freedom and authority over the world of enjoyment....well, i am partially wrong in de aspect of regaining complete freedom as it would be possible only after the completion of this crazy course called BTech....till then exams comes and goes like the seasons which make up a year....if only these exams hav been banned we wud hav got rid off all doz anxieties nd hopelessness.....once dese exams are banned our life wud be brighter,much full of hopes nd we need not move up nd down de hill to get binary digits in our paper....but all these remain as the random desires of a desperate soul struggling to pass each semester with a modest GPA....

Wat all situations an average BTech student faces during exams::

Firts of all, at home.....
while browsing channels on tv, mother comes nd says...".ninak exam eppolanu thudangunnathu????ellaam padichu kazhinjoo???kochammaku kazhinja semil nalla mark kaanumallo allae....achanodu paranju naalae cable cut cheyyum.....nokiko..poi padikkedi...." The so called student puts down the remote,grinds his/her teeth nd goes to his/her room for the so called 'studying 4 exam'....In the room,...wat happens!!!!He/she takes up the cellphone and starts messaging all friends.....'da enthai paditham..??ellaam theerthu kaanum allaee???njanividae onnumaayillaa....padikkan oru choodillaa..ammakanel bhayankara deshyam....entha cheyyuka??"...reply 4m friend::"da njanum thudangelaa..syllabus kandittu pedi aakunnu..."...afer this the student lazily walks in his/her room, looks at the heap of books on his/her table,becomes hopeless and plans to take a nap.....At midnight b4 de exam day,he/she rushes through the subject skipping a major portion of the syllabus nd plans to study the remaining portion 4m his/her friend at college b4 de onset of de exam at1.30..

The second scene happens at college...::

The so-called student rushes to the college next day expecting his/her dearest friend to teach the skipped topics nd to discuss the important qns...There he/she sees similar desperate faces,hopelessly wandering nd asking ''da ellaam nokiyoo??enikku athu paranju tharumoo???"...(hey rabba.....wat will de so- called student teach doz hopeless souls wen he himself doesnt kno a major portion...)...Next, the student finally approaches his/her so called bestand crammer friend and asks to teach the important qns.....(hungama shuru hua naaa)...The friend says,"ayyo daa,,,njaanonnum nokila....njanippol 1st module nokunae ullu....3rd njan thudangetaa illaaee....njaan kurachu kayinju paranju tharaam dear..."..(bas ho gayi na baat)...Our hero/heroine is taken aback hearing doz kind words 4m his/her frnd.......(ini njaan enthu cheyyum easwaraa!!!!a thendi ennae thechallooo.....)....He/she realizes the fact that pre-exam time reveals the true nature of your friends....either they are hyocrites singing around ''i didnt study nything",even after 5 to 6 revisions. or they are selfish that they dont want their fellow mate to pass in the exam....still another category exists who help only their so-called soulmates..the list never ends wen it comes to categorizing people during exam times...one thing is clear,we often learn big lessons during exam season nd decide to rectify the mistakes in de next season...but the truth is dat the whole cycle repeats again like the 'astable 'multivibrator'.........

well,,, the scenario b4 and after exams never stops here......a lot more things happen which will be continued in de next post.....due to time constraints,hunger nd continuous invitations 4m Morpheus to go into the world of sleep, I conclude here for today........

wishing YOu all a very happy 'after S5 exams' days of fun and celebrations.........

to be continued
Signing off.......

deepz

write ur obituary!!!!!

Its now time to make an immediate ,cognitive,dramatic change in ur life.....So sit at ur computer &&&write ur obituary.....
Do include the ans of these qns in it....
wat will u be uniquely remembered for,after passing away????
which adjective suits u better....:caring,loving....or ruthless ,selfish ,rude...????
will everyone ;whom u know & have known u(everyone without exception)have the same ans for above qns?????? just think...................

class is going worseeeee

i dont hav nothing to elabrate on this...i just felt its good 4 nothing 2 b in class..only gud time i lvd is the last 20 min of da last period and friday 5th hour{ie 12 30 to 215}..

A cold war !!!!!!!

A cold war begins when ideas ,preferences ,beliefs ...... collapse.One such is prevailing in the very premises of me......guess waaaat????????????

BREAK THE ICE..

it has been a long time since de blog started nd till now it has been remaining idle.....inertia has been pulling us back 4m expressing our creativity nd thoughts on dis wide platform of blogging.... Well,friendzzz....now its time to break de ice ....de icebergs of laziness .....with the true spirit of SPARTANZ, lets start sharing our thoughts over here......watevr it may be...if u r rebellious ,be ready to express ur anguish......if u want others nd urselves to be happy , get ready to share som nice jokes...,u may very well strengthen the bond of frndship nd unity by posting som nice quotes tooo......this is our place to do watver we want.......its our world!!!!!!!!